Bulletins on Friendster

I wanna start off by saying that
i dont really appreciate bulletins on Friendster.
yes they are good entertainment.
when you are bored of course.
i get bored often so i end up opening them up

but when it starts threatening you
like for example

YOU WILL NOT BE LOVED FOR ZOMGWTF1371231238913 YEARS.

for NOT posting this to another friend.

dats annoying.

and i can be amazed with the content of some of these posts.

heres one

Breaking news message.. News
Flash....!!!!!The artist who drew the
pictures of the Prophet Muhammed (Peace
BeUponHim&his family) has died in a
fire. He was burned alive. Denmark
government is hiding the news from the
public and everyone has to know. Plz
spread this.... (Its the price one must
pay 4 the insult of Allahâ#8364;#8482;s
Prophet)

so who thinks this is true?
anyway, somehow, religion made its way into bulletins.

now check this out

A girl and guy were speeding over 100
mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it
on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day. A
motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people
were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the
road, the guy realized that his brakes
broke, but he didn't want to let the
girl know. Instead, he had the helmet
fixed on the girl to save her.

i wanna emphasize on why,
WHY
was only the guy wearing a helmet.
and the girl is not?
if the guy LOVES the girl he makes sure
they dont do stupid things
like having one partner ride a bike without a helmet.

YES, i know its a good attempt at a love story.
but good stories focus on details.

greatest battle is to keep on living.
seems like the guy gave up too soon
maybe he shud have let go of the accelerator?
and try and drive all 100mphs out safely.