First Job

So i went to work today.
OMG. A-z goes to work!
yea i need money.

well, its not those kind of jobs where
i go for an interview,
fill up some forms,
and Your Hired,
dat kind of thing.

its pretty much FREELANCE,
u can choose to work anytime.
of course, on weekends.

so today was Jaarvis, me, Iskandar,
Luqman, Shahril, Janvin.

they came in a funky orange van
gave us the flyers, instructions, and we moved out.

MISCONCEPTION 1: Today, A-z went around crowded places,
standing around, giving away flyers.

MISCONCEPTION 2: Today, A-z went around letter boxes and gave
each a flyer.

no no no no no

TRUTH: Today, A-z climbed (took the lift) to the top floor
of every block of his designated area, and went down
floor by floor, giving each unit, a flyer.

TIRING

at 500, i felt the need to head to 7/11 to get 100 Plus.

now sumwhere around here, this weird thing happened.
At the end of the corridor i saw a man.
Lying down directly in front of a closed door.
I took a closer look.
He was having fits.
(excreting saliva continously, with body shaking
rather vigorously)

I freaked out, and skipped dat entire floor.
when i finished the block, the ambulance came.
i really dont remember much.

so i finished a thousand.
but then, we had to wait for the guy
to give us another 500 or so each.

for the love of MONEY,
we did it.
i finished faster then Shahril so i waited for him downstairs.
he needed another block of units to complete.
after lying down for a minute
on the typical semi circle blue bench,
i fell asleep.
i even had a dream i was giving out flyers.
and i woke up knowing dat my hand jerked,
when i gave out the last flyer in my dream.

now, everytime i see a block of flats,
i get giddy.
everytime i see the staircase,
i feel tired.
everytime i see a door,
i must slowly approach it,
a dog might be behind it and suddenly bark.

yea. dogs really didnt do me any justice.
they ALWAYS shock me.
i end up skipping the whole corridor.

so now i developed this whole
FLYEROPHOBIA.

IM DEAD TIRED.